How to go back in time and kill Hitler

How to kill Hitler

Needed materials:

• A time machine
• Poison (you can use any type of poison you like but make sure that it does not have a strong smell or taste)
• Plaster
• Corn flour
• Milk
• A bowl
• Airtight container

1.  Make sure that you absolutely want to poison Hitler and are prepared to live with any consequences that might occur. If so, go to step 2. If not, convince someone else to carry out the task.
2. Mix poison that is strong enough to kill an adult man. If you know how to do this, go to step 4. If you have never done something like that before, read step 3 for instructions.
3. Mix 113g of plaster with 113g of corn flour in a bowl and add 0.3 litres of milk. Form small balls and put them in an airtight container.
   
4.  CAUTION: Do not act as a guineapig! Find a person you dislike. Try out the poison to see if it works.
5. If everything went as planned, continue to step 6. If not, mix stronger poison.
6. Find a time machine and get access to it. If you do not know who possesses a time machine, type your question into Google and you will make a find.
   
   
7. Adjust the settings on the time machine. If you do not know how to do that, read the manual.
8. It is important to carry out your plan before the beginning of World War II. Therefore, choose January 1932, when Hitler is a guest at the Berlin hotel “Kaiserhof”.
9. Make sure you have the airtight container with you and go back in time.
   
10. CAUTION: Do not get caught! Once at your destination, steal suitable clothes to not attract attention.
11. Get to the hotel. If you do not know where it is, ask passersby.
    
12. CAUTION: Do not get caught! Sneak into the hotel’s kitchen.
    
    
    
13. CAUTION: Make sure to ask in a way that does not attract attention! Find Hitler’s dish. If you do not know which one it is, ask the kitchen staff.
14. Grate some of your poison over the dish.
15. Get out of the kitchen quickly and head back to your time machine.
16. Type in today’s date and go forwards in time.
    
17. Remove all traces, such as the clothing and the rest of the poison.